I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I understand Curling. That high.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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