doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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