if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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