For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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