At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
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