Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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