dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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