Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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