so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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