Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
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Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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