I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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