He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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