i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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