I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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