I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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