I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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