Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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