she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
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She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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