apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
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i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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