seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You may now shotgun with the bride
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
