I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
He shit in the fireplace
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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