in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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