so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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