So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I think my fart just growled at me.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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