remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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