Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
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I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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