your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
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Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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