After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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