honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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