I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
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Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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