worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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