we're blogging at a bar
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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