Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
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