Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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