i barfeds in our rink
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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