David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
