Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
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He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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