WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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