If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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