I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
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is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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