with your own penis?
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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