Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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