Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
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i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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