her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I could fuck to npr.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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