So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
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Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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