He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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