my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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