I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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