awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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