You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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