i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
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For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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