you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
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When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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