I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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