it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
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Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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