brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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