This is not my ceiling
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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